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tsartorial:

first things first i’m image




friez-before-guys:

When you close your movie tab instead of closing the advertisement

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(Source: official-loser-club)




australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies




shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure




timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

(Source: billyteddy)




darlinghogwarts:

Teddy Lupin intercepting the owl back home to Harry for his misconduct, and changing himself to look like him when his godfather’s called by Mcgonagall for a talk. And Mcgonagall knows the marauder legacy so well that the first thing she says when he walks into her office is “what did I say to you after you attacked carrow?” and when teddy doesn’t answer “this, mr. bla- pardon me - lupin, is why I directly flooed your godfather”