when your parents give you a lecture they’ve given you 900 times before and you’re just left sitting there like
im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
i need clear skin by yesterday